Surprise, I’m the next contestant on removed half your esophagus and entire stomach, but wait…there’s more! You not only get to leave those body parts here but you get a take-home prize of a brand new feeding tube!!! And this is all yours for the price of a copay just for participating in life, that is if you want to keep breathing!
Woohoo it’s like I won the lottery!
I’m actually very grateful that it doesn’t include chemotherapy at least they didn’t say that yet. Hopefully they’re not just piecing it out so I’m not so overwhelmed. If there’s more surprises I’ll let you know.
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